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🏈 2026 Draft Countdown
Sunday, August 30 · 5:30 PM Mountain
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Round 1 pick order 1 Drake Draaaake? 2 Kweef Farts 3 Syd Sweeney's Denim Jeans 4 G. O. A. T. 5 THE Vagitarians 6 Mud Dogs 7 Bindgamer3 8 Bijan Mustard 9 Mean Machine 10 Return of The Mac

Team rosters

Round value = what it costs to keep that player in the 2026 draft. Dashed orange box = two players competing for the same round, owner has to pick one. ⭐ Gold = a declared 2026 keeper. Click a name to flag interest — this powers the league buzz reports.

League history

Seven seasons, seven different champions. Nobody has repeated — yet.

Records worth talking about

Best regular season, worst ending: Mud Dogs went 13-1 in 2024... and finished 4th. Didn't win it.
Most decorated franchise: Bindgamer3 — runner-up 2020, champion 2023, runner-up 2024. Three podium finishes, tied for most in league history, but no one else has two runner-ups to go with a title.
Tied for most podiums: Kweef Farts (champion '19, 3rd '20, 3rd '22) and Return of The Mac (3rd '21, 3rd '23, champion '25) — 3 apiece, one title each.
Sneaky champs: THE Vagitarians (2020) and Under The InfluWENTZ (2019) both won titles at 6-7.
Worst finish: THE Vagitarians, 2-12 in 2024.

Year-by-year champion / runner-up / third

YearChampion2nd3rd
2025Return of The MacMean MachineBijan Mustard
2024Najee Germany (now Drake Draaaake?)Bindgamer3Sydney Sweeney's Fat T!ts (now Syd Sweeney's Denim Jeans)
2023Bindgamer3Wet Chops (now Syd Sweeney's Denim Jeans)Return of The Mac
2022Mud DogsNajee Germany (now Drake Draaaake?)Kweef Farts
2021G. O. A. T.THE VagitariansReturn of The Mac
2020THE VagitariansBindgamer3My Dick hERTZ (now Kweef Farts)
2019Under The InfluWENTZ (now Kweef Farts)2 Husky 4 SanduskyMr. Necksock (now Bijan Mustard)

Source: ESPN League History · Final Standings, all 7 seasons pulled and verified directly, including 2025.

Franchise lineage 10 active

Current team name up top. The ribbon underneath is the franchise's history — every name it's played under, with honors earned along the way.

Bijan Mustard ← Bench Taylor Swift ← Mr. Necksock
OG · Season 8
THE Vagitarians · same name, all 8 seasons
OG · Season 8🏆 2020 champion
Mud Dogs · same name, all 8 seasons
OG · Season 8🏆 2022 champion
G. O. A. T. · same name, all 8 seasons
OG · Season 8🏆 2021 champion
Kweef Farts ← Injured Reserve ← My Dick hERTZ ← Under The InfluWENTZ
OG · Season 8🏆 2019 champion
Drake Draaaake? ← Najee Germany ← Sutton My Face ← Team Balzer
OG · Season 8🏆 2024 champion
Bindgamer3 · same name since joining in 2020
Season 7🏆 2023 champion
Return of The Mac · same name since joining in 2021
Season 6🏆 2025 champion
Syd Sweeney's Denim Jeans ← Sydney Sweeney's Fat T!ts ← Wet Chops
Season 5
Mean Machine · same name since joining in 2024
Season 3 · newest franchise

Career wins by franchise sorted by total wins

Every win counts toward the current franchise, no matter what it was named that season. Grade reflects average final standing across a 10-team league (1st = A+, last = F), not weekly record — pulled and verified directly from ESPN Final Standings, 2019–2025.

Franchise Record Win% PPG Total pts Titles Avg finish Best Draft Steal Grade
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Best Draft Steal = the single best fantasy-point season any drafted player has ever put up for that franchise — not career value, not repeated across years.

⚰️ Team graveyard

Laid to rest — four franchise slots that didn't make it to 2026. Each one's spot in the league now belongs to a team above.

⚰️ R . I . P .
2 Gurleys 1 Kupp
CLE CHUNT
22 wins
2019 – 2023
5 seasons
⚰️ R . I . P .
Lockett Dahn
Prince of Helaire
CeeDeez Nutz
19 wins
2019 – 2021
3 seasons
⚰️ R . I . P .
2 Husky 4 Sandusky
16 wins
2019 – 2020
2 seasons · '19 runner-up
⚰️ R . I . P .
Team Luffey
4 wins
2019 only
1 season

2026 NFL Schedule

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🏈 NFL Schedule — Week 1, who's playing & who's hurt

keepers only — draft pending

Every NFL game with the fantasy-relevant players in it, injury designations, and which WPIAL squads have skin in the game. Injury data refreshes from ESPN on every load.

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Scoreboard

WPIAL matchups week by week — who plays who, and live scores once the games count.

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Standings

Computed from the ESPN schedule feed — updates as games go final.

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The Gelly

Where the league gets its news — straight from our completely unbiased, extremely credentialed NFL insider.

🖤💛
Gelly ✔ @YinzerMessiah · Self-appointed WPIAL insider. I've done the research. 🖤💛
🧵 BREAKING: Mud Dogs situation · 5 posts
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
BREAKING 🚨 hearing some real stuff out of the Mud Dogs camp right now. Thread incoming. 🖤💛
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
2/ Let's start here: Mud Dogs are basically this league's Mike Tomlin. Never a bad season, 55 career wins, most of anybody, ONE ring since 2019. Went 13-1 in 2024 and didn't even make the title game. Regular season champions. That stops being a compliment at some point.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
3/ And now I'm hearing the front office isn't happy either. Word on the street is Mud Dogs might be open for business this offseason. Nothing confirmed. But I've done the research and my gut says somebody on that roster is getting shopped.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
4/ If you're on Mud Dogs and reading this: no shade, 55 wins is 55 wins, most in the league. But "best regular season team" starts sounding like a participation trophy with extra steps after a while.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
5/ That's what I've got for now. If you know who's actually on the block, League Tips is right there. I will find out one way or another. HERE WE GO 🖤💛
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🧵 BREAKING: The 2022 trade, finally explained · 3 posts
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
BREAKING 🚨 since apparently nobody actually remembers the details of the 2022 Kweef Farts trade, laying it all out right now. Thread incoming. 🖤💛
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
2/ Kweef Farts sent Josh Allen (2nd-round value) and David Montgomery (4th-round value) to Sutton My Face — yes, the same franchise that's now Drake Draaaake? — for two round-3 value rookies: Breece Hall and Skyy Moore. Looked even on paper in 2022. It was not even.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
3/ Breece Hall turned into a legit top-24 back within a year — he's still on Kweef Farts' roster today, just repriced up to round-2 value since. Skyy Moore never got there and isn't rostered by anyone in this league anymore. Kweef Farts still won the title the very next season anyway so nobody local ever made noise about it. Doesn't mean it wasn't a fleece. Make of that what you will 👀 (League Tips is open if you remember it different)
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🧵 The Worm · 5 posts
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
Can we talk about The Worm for a second? 🪱 Three years running now, this league has a real tradition: finish dead last, you eat a worm. No exceptions. No mercy.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
2/ Year one: Bench Taylor Swift went 2-12 in 2023. Paid the price. Ate the worm. Set the bar for accountability in this league, honestly.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
3/ Year two: THE Vagitarians followed it up with a 2-12 of their own in 2024, one year removed from actually having a championship pedigree. Also ate the worm. Tradition holding strong.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
4/ Year three: Drake Draaaake? went 3-11 in 2025. Everyone in this league is just... waiting. Patiently. It's been a while now. The worm isn't getting any fresher and neither is everybody's patience.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
5/ I've done the research. There is no version of this where Drake Draaaake? gets out of it. Pay the debt. HERE WE GO 🖤💛🪱
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🧵 League history deep dive · 12 posts
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
Alright since y'all can't get enough of me apparently, VERIFIED insider deep dive dropping right now. Grab a Yuengling. We're going through the whole history of this league. 🖤💛 🧵
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
2/ 2019: Under The InfluWENTZ wins it at 6-7. Let that sink in. Sneakiest championship in league history and nobody's ever let him live it down since. Iconic start to this league, honestly.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
3/ 2020: THE Vagitarians somehow ALSO win it at 6-7. Two sneaky champs in the first two years this league existed. The bar was on the floor and both of them still had to duck under it.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
4/ 2021: G. O. A. T. goes 11-3 and actually earns it for once. Refreshing, honestly. Wasn't sure this league was capable of a normal championship.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
5/ 2022: Mud Dogs get their ring. Same year I started hearing whispers about a certain trade between Kweef Farts and the franchise now going by Drake Draaaake?. Nobody will confirm what happened in that deal. I've done the research. It's suspicious. Moving on.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
6/ 2023: Bindgamer3 finally breaks through at 12-2. Most decorated resume in the league now — 3 podiums, 1 title, and TWO runner-ups. The guy just refuses to miss.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
7/ 2024: Najee Germany (now Drake Draaaake?) (yes, the SAME FRANCHISE that's now Drake Draaaake?, they change their name more than I change my Steelers jersey) wins it. Meanwhile Mud Dogs go 13-1 in the regular season and finish 4TH. Didn't even make the title game. Pirates-in-September behavior, tell me I'm wrong.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
8/ 2025: Return of The Mac takes it down, their first ring, tying Kweef Farts for most all-time podium finishes at 3 apiece. Kweef Farts still holds the tiebreaker on titles though, 2 to 1. Chip on the shoulder there, I'd imagine.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
9/ Worst finish in league history: THE Vagitarians, 2-12 in 2024, one year after having a championship pedigree. Violent fall from grace and I say that with love.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
10/ Now the trades. Full breakdown on the Kweef Farts / Drake Draaaake? 2022 situation dropped as its own thread if you want the details. But don't sleep on whatever went down between Syd Sweeney's Denim Jeans and G. O. A. T. a couple years back either. Two front offices hoping everyone forgot.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
11/ And can we talk about the graveyard for a second. FOUR franchises didn't survive to see 2026. 2 Gurleys 1 Kupp / CLE CHUNT racked up 22 career wins and still couldn't find a reason to stick around. Sometimes it's not about the record, it's about the will to keep going.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Now
12/ That's the deep dive. History's in the books, keeper decisions are on the Rosters tab, and if you know something about any of these trades I very much want to hear it in League Tips. HERE WE GO 🖤💛
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🧵 Offseason report · 7 posts
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Today
OFFSEASON REPORT is here and I did NOT sleep for this. 🖤💛 Sources (my own two eyeballs) went through every keeper decision in the league. Thread below. HERE WE GO 🧵
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Today
2/ First things first: EVERY team in this league has a Round 1 keeper conflict this year. Every single one. That's just what happens when you draft two guys in the top two rounds. Nobody's special. Everybody's stressed. Beautiful, honestly.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Today
3/ Mean Machine's Round 16 situation isn't a keeper decision, it's a hostage negotiation. FIVE guys — Michael Carter, the Giants D/ST, Harrison Mevis, Devin Singletary, AND Kyle Monangai — all fighting for one measly round value. Whoever's running Mean Machine needs a lifeline, not a keeper sheet.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Today
4/ Bindgamer3 sitting there with Puka Nacua AND AJ Brown both at round 1 value and I've done the research: that man simply cannot lose. Most decorated resume in the league and now this too? Unfair, honestly.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Today
5/ Career wins power rankings just dropped on the site and Mud Dogs is #1 all-time (55 wins) despite going 13-1 in 2024 and STILL not winning it. That is the most Pittsburgh sports thing that has ever happened in a fake football league. Felt that one in my soul.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Today
6/ Return of The Mac and Mean Machine both grading out A- on average finish despite way fewer career wins than the OG franchises. Newer teams playing better on average than the vets. Somebody make it make sense.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Today
7/ That's the report. Full keeper board and round values up on the Rosters tab if you want to see it yourself. Trade rumors, gossip, whatever you got — drop it in League Tips, I read everything (allegedly). HERE WE GO 🖤💛
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💬 The peanut gallery chimes in · 6 posts
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2 Husky 4 Sandusky @2Husky4Sandusky · replying to @YinzerMessiah
bro really did a 5-part thread about a team that's WON. my Cowboys haven't sniffed a title since before some of these keepers were even drafted and you don't see me typing like this. sit down.
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Team Luffey @TeamLuffey · replying to @YinzerMessiah
you typed ALL that for a league where I went 1-13 and NOBODY remembers. couldn't be me. couldn't be me fr fr 💀
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CeeDeez Nutz @CeeDeezNutz · replying to @YinzerMessiah
I had him his rookie year. That's it. That's the tweet.
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CLE CHUNT @CLEChunt · replying to @YinzerMessiah
"best regular season team" is still a better resume than half this league's actual banners. stay mad. 🐕
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Team Luffey @TeamLuffey · replying to @YinzerMessiah
bet you don't even reply to this. bet. 🫵😭
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CLE CHUNT @CLEChunt · replying to @YinzerMessiah
hot rookie intel: not sharing it here again. last time I did, half this league copied me and I still finished outside the money. protect your sources, protect your legacy.
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Earlier
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Wed
BREAKING: sources tell me Kweef Farts still isn't over that 2022 trade. I've done the research. You don't just give up a 3rd rounder for nothing. HERE WE GO 🖤💛
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Wed
people keep telling me Lamar's good, my brother in christ he is a running back that is BAD at running the ball. Don't @ me I will not be checking the replies
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Sun
Mud Dogs went 13-1 last year and still didn't win it 😂😂😂 that's some real Pirates-in-September behavior right there. iconic. legendary. tragic.
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Gelly @YinzerMessiah · Sun
talked to a guy who knows a guy in the Return of The Mac front office. big things coming this week. can't confirm. won't deny. #InsiderInfo #HereWeGo
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